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Forum: General Posts 09-01-2005, 05:09 AM

Replies: 2 Just out of curiosity... Views: 573 Posted By Phantomblooper Just out of curiosity... where does our government buy its fuel? Do they have there own refineries? With the current situation here at home and the situation in the world they are using billions of gallons of gas &...

Forum: General Posts 08-21-2005, 04:46 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath... It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and young Sister Magdalene Edwards had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also...

Forum: General Posts 08-17-2005, 08:03 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and... A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden that...

Forum: General Posts 08-17-2005, 08:02 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore... My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view...

Forum: General Posts 08-17-2005, 08:01 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick... It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother...

Forum: General Posts 08-17-2005, 08:00 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there... Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived a blind little bunny and a blind little snake. One day, the bunny was hopping along through the forest, and the snake was slithering along...

Forum: General Posts 08-17-2005, 07:59 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper A 17 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has... A 17 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy test. The test is positive. Shouting,...

Forum: General Posts 08-17-2005, 07:59 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper A little boy was walking down a dirt road after... A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. "Hello," said the little boy. ...

Forum: General Posts 08-17-2005, 07:58 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper Seven-year-old little Johnny, like other boys his... Seven-year-old little Johnny, like other boys his age, are rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from the other boys, and he wondered just what it was all about. One day he...

Forum: General Posts 08-17-2005, 07:57 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper A little boy and a little girl, both about six... A little boy and a little girl, both about six years old, were playing in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little sand between his legs to shift. The little girl notices and...

Forum: General Posts 03-10-2005, 03:41 PM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar... A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, ?Hey,why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?? The farmer says, ?Some...

Forum: General Posts 03-10-2005, 03:40 PM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a... A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"? "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said. ...

Forum: General Posts 03-09-2005, 05:31 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper A lady walks into a drug store and tells the... A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her...

Forum: General Posts 03-08-2005, 06:18 PM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is... A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man...

Forum: General Posts 03-08-2005, 06:14 PM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper It was fun being a baby boomer...till now. Some... It was fun being a baby boomer...till now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers like us. They include: 1. Herman's...

Forum: General Posts 03-08-2005, 06:14 PM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper Sven and Oly rent a boat to go fishing on a local... Sven and Oly rent a boat to go fishing on a local lake. After hours of no results they finally start pulling them in. Sven says to Oly "We got to mark this spot so ve can come back here annudder...

Forum: General Posts 03-08-2005, 06:11 PM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper A woman walked into the kitchen to find her... A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking aroundwith a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep,...

Forum: General Posts 03-07-2005, 03:46 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper A company was looking to hire some for an... A company was looking to hire some for an important position,so they interviewed dozen of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people. In an attempt to pick one of them,they decided...

Forum: General Posts 03-07-2005, 03:45 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's... A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the...

Forum: General Posts 03-07-2005, 03:45 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all... Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. ...

Forum: General Posts 03-07-2005, 03:44 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper There was a sheriff looking for a new deputy, and... There was a sheriff looking for a new deputy, and a Redneck went in to apply for the job. "OK," said the sheriff, "What is 1+1?" The redneck thought for a minute, and finally said, "11."The sheriff...

Forum: General Posts 03-07-2005, 03:42 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper One dark night outside a small town in Wisconsin,... One dark night outside a small town in Wisconsin, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire...

Forum: General Posts 03-07-2005, 03:41 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing... A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand,certain that he has breathed his last, when...

Forum: General Posts 03-07-2005, 03:40 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper Frustrated Pharmacist Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained ... "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone." Immediately,...

Forum: General Posts 03-07-2005, 03:38 AM

Replies: 71 Morning Humor Views: 2,144 Posted By Phantomblooper Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in... Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who...

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