Scrounging Troops Court-Martialed

[DMZ-LT]

Good thing I didn't remove the unit ID from the Col's jeep I stole in Danang , put a prostitute in a mail bag in the back seat , crashed through a closed MP check point and eventually turned the jeep over while being chased. My LTC came and signed me out the next day and said he was keeping me in the bush and away from towns. The same LTC later wrote my OER and said I was the best platoon leader in the Squadron. I don't think I would last long in todays Army