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A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she
>presented each child in her class the first half of a well known >proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. >It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their >insight >may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first >graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic! > >1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running. > >2. Strike while the........................................bug is close. > >3. It's always darkest before.....................Daylight Saving Time. > >4. Never underestimate the power of ........ termites. > >5. You can lead a horse to water but ......... how? > >6. Don't bite the hand that ..................... looks dirty. > >7. No news is................................................ .impossible. > >8. A miss is as good as a .............................. Mr. > >9. You can't teach an old dog new ............... math. > >10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ...... stink in the morning. > >11. Love all, trust .................................... me. > >12. The pen is mightier than the .................. pigs. > >13. An idle mind is...............................the best way to relax. > >14. Where there's smoke there's ................ pollution. > >15. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents. > >16. A penny saved is ................................ not much. > >17. Two's company, three's ..................... the Musketeers. > >18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed. > >19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ........you have >to >blow your nose. > >20. There are none so blind as ................... Stevie Wonder. > >21. Children should be seen and not ........... spanked or grounded. > >22. If at first you don't succeed ....... get new batteries. > >23. You get out of something only what you . ......see in the picture on >the >box. > >24. When the blind lead the blind ................. get out of the way. > >And the WINNER and last one! > >25. Better late than ...................................pregnant
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Well put and very Funny
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thanks for some humor to start off the day.
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