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04-07-2004, 09:55 AM
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Blind Man in Lesbian Bar
Blind Man in Lesbian Bar
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's fair - given that you are blind -that you know five things: #1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. #2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl. #3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. #4 -The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter. #5 -The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times
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#2
04-07-2004, 02:14 PM
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I don't get it.
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DL ?Whatever else history may say about me when I?m gone, I hope it will record that I appealed to your best hopes, not your worst fears; to your confidence rather than your doubts. My dream is that you will travel the road ahead with liberty?s lamp guiding your steps and opportunity?s arm steadying your way.? President Ronald Reagan
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04-07-2004, 03:06 PM
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Reeb,
I got it, I got it.
And danged right I'm blonde! Why do you think I'm always having soooooo much fun?  You guys are Psycho Vets....I'm a Blonde Vet. Although my blonde moments are starting to turn into senior moments. DL
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DL ?Whatever else history may say about me when I?m gone, I hope it will record that I appealed to your best hopes, not your worst fears; to your confidence rather than your doubts. My dream is that you will travel the road ahead with liberty?s lamp guiding your steps and opportunity?s arm steadying your way.? President Ronald Reagan
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04-07-2004, 04:31 PM
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D L
DL,
You a blonde? Did ya hear about the guy who got tired of squeezing "black-heads" and married a blonde. Keith 
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04-07-2004, 07:10 PM
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BLONDE JOKE
The blonde girl got fired at the M&M factory because she kept throwing away all of the W&Ws
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#8
04-07-2004, 07:20 PM
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I LOVE blonde jokes! I wish I still had my old computer, I had a file of nothing but blonde jokes.
Keep em coming!
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DL ?Whatever else history may say about me when I?m gone, I hope it will record that I appealed to your best hopes, not your worst fears; to your confidence rather than your doubts. My dream is that you will travel the road ahead with liberty?s lamp guiding your steps and opportunity?s arm steadying your way.? President Ronald Reagan
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04-08-2004, 05:12 AM
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Q: What's the mating call of a beautiful blonde?
A: I'm sooooo drunk! Q: What's the mating call of an ugly blonde? A: I SAID I'M SOOOO DRUNK! Q: What's the mating call of a brunette? A: All the blondes have gone home! Q: What's the mating call of a redhead? A: NEXT!
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