Gay Marriage

[Andy]

Gay Marriage in Massachusetts (AKA the State of Confusion).

As many of you know our state supreme court determined that gays can marry. The legislature is now having a constitutional convention to decide what should be done. (The rumor that one of those judges is having a homosexual relationship with a goat is just speculation. Both have denied the rumor.)

As most of us know a member of the Federal House of Representative must fulfill several requirements. The person must be a US citizen, at least 25 and no older than 125. He must own at least two dark suits and it?s a good idea not to have been convicted of a felony within the last several months. It?s also necessary to sell body and soul to people or groups that will get you elected.

State legislatures are an even lower life form and generally not quite as bright. Point of fact: Some legislatures here are pro gay marriage, some are totally against, the majority want a compromise. Thus, a proposed amendment to the State Constitution was put forward yesterday. It said, ??marriage is a union between one man and one woman. Civil Unions will not be required or prohibited?. As far as the Civil Union part there are no other stipulations.

One of the brighter members of the House said, ?Hey, so I can have a Civil Union with my sister!? Someone else pointed out priests can now have Civil Unions with alter boys and avoid all that nasty publicity.

In 1862 a minister opened a session of the federal congress saying, ?Oh Lord please give them brains?. Wish we have a clergyman with the stones to say that today.

Stay healthy,
Andy