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?GARSH MICKEY?, I didn?t know that the rats in the Gulf spoke "Iraqi?!"

Apparently, not to be outdone, ?Saddam of the Thousand Fleas? constructed his own little amusement park in Iraq, or so says the media!

?Can?t you just see it now?? A ?Magical Dictatorship? on the shores of the Tigris, replete with Chemical Land (it?s a gas), Fedayeen Land, with it?s own chamber of horrors, and Propaganda Land, complete with it?s LSD and Loco Weed dispensers!

And don?t forget all of the splendid characters that you can encounter there! Aziz the Mentally Diseased, Ali Hashish and his 40 IQ (the smartest man in Iraq), and of course, Sodomized Hussein (a proverbial pain in the ass)!

All kidding aside, Hussein really did build an amusement park in Iraq, and President Bush even offered to gift him with a few ?American-Made Rides? to make the place a real blast! The only problem was; ?Hussein and his Board of Directors? refused to stick Cruise Missiles up their asses and embark upon the maiden voyage!

?Hell, some guys are just no fun at all!??

VERITAS