Just to kill the boredom

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I hope I can tell this right:

There was a man and woman on the golf course one day "trying to play the game".

The woman tees up and hits the ball and it goes real close to the hole.

The man then tees up and hits the ball and slices it. The ball headed right towards a big old house and crashes through a big plate glass window.

The man and woman go to the house and see the damage, and there (where the window) was broke into a million pieces sat another man in a Turbine wrapped around his head.

The golfer asked if he was OK, and the turbine clad man said yes, but you have busted my Bottle and let me out, and for that I get two wishes instead of you.

His first wish was that the man turn into a pro golfer , only if it would make him happy.

The man said sure.

My second wish would be to spend the night with your wife and do as I please in exchange for making you a pro golfer..

The man and woman thought it over and agreed.

The next morning the man got up and teed off and hit the ball in the cup on the first shot ( hole in one ) and kept on going through the 18 holes and his handicap was lowered to zilzh.

The man thanked the Genie, and said I told you I would make you into a Pro Golfer, then the Genie turned to the woman and asked how she was. She said 31 and then he asked how old her husband was, she said 35.

The Genie then said " AND HE STILL BELIEVES IN THIS GENIE IN THE BOTTLE CRAP"




Oh well, I said I am bored today.



enough.........