Close But No Cigar?!

[HARDCORE]

Well, again the true (wanna-be) boss of the United States, and indeed the entire world, (that decrepit old ogre, disgustingly known as the United Nations, or ?Phallic Folly? if you prefer), has had the final say in matters of our own Domestic Security!

The President was originally quite firm as to what action he felt was needed to finally ?Put Hussein To Rest!? Yesterday?s newspaper, however, again highlighted Saddam?s skillful manipulation of the ?Second Front? (it being our never ending battle with the United Nations) over what we can, and can not do, to secure ?Our Own? well-being, utilizing ?Our Own? Directives, ?Our Own? Manpower, ?Our Own" $$, and ?Our Own? Mandates!

If CNN was indeed the unwitting Intelligence Network of Iraq (?) during Gulf War I, then I must also assume that the United Nations (oxymoron) is the ?Commander in Chief of U.S. Military Policy!?? I genuinely wonder if our government can even take a dump these days, without first submitting a detailed game plan as to where the turds will fall, to ?Kofi the Magnificent!?

?Now please tell me what in the hell the following is supposed to mean, if you will??

QUOTE: ?The Bush Administration ?ANTICIPATES? (is that another word for quesses?) approval of the UN Security Council Resolution on Iraq!?? It was further noted that this Resolution was expected to ?FALL (FAR) SHORT? of what was originally expected!

?Either those fools at the ?Nutzlos Lout Munds zu der Verband Nations (derogatory for U.N.)? will finally display some guts and affirmative movement as concerns Iraq (this time around), or (as usual) they will bend over at the hips and beg for more!? The only movement, in my opinion, that I have ever heard of at the UN, was inspired by a gallon or so of liquid laxative!

Our Administration has continuously cited the need for quick and forceful weapon?s inspection in Iraq (NO SHIT)?! It has also pointed out that additional delays could (and would) occur, if (as usual again) the UN takes its own damned sweet time in chosing inspection sites!? ?Is not this same delaying tactic, one of Hussein?s quintessential weapon of choice?? And knowing full well that the ire of humanity is quick to wain, Saddam loves to exploit the indecisiveness of the United Nations, an organization that manages to always shows up ?A Day Late and A Dollar Short!" (And it?s ?OUR DOLLAR? at that!)

Regardless of one?s personal stance on Iraq (military action, or not), however, you have to agree that we had damned well better move it (or lose it) soon! Besides, there is no room left in yon crapper, as the UN already occupies the top levels! ?Hussein, on the other hand, is quite at home in his role as a bottom-feeder!?

VERITAS