JESSICA LYNCH CAPTURES SADDAM

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Former Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein was taken into custody yesterday
at approximately 8:30pm Baghdad time. Various television executives,
White House spin doctors and propaganda experts at the Pentagon are at
this time wrestling with the question of whether to claim PFC Jessica
Lynch seized the ex-potentate or that Saddam surrendered after close
hand-to-hand combat with current Iraqi strongman Paul Bremer III.

Ex-President Hussein himself told US military interrogators that he had
surfaced after hearing of the appointment of his long-time associate
James Baker III to settle Iraq's debts. "Hey, my homeboy Jim owes me big
time," Mr. Hussein stated. He asserted that Baker and the prior Bush
regime, "owe me my back pay. After all I did for these guys you'd think
they'd have the decency to pay up."
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