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Old 02-09-2004, 02:57 PM
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Thumbs up Robin Williams/The perfect plan for The USA;

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This has been floating around for awhile but it bears repeating. It's humorous (sadly) but in my opinion, damn good logic................................Doc

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan for The USA.

What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's my plan:

The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in the affairs of other countries, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again.

We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there anyway.

We would station troops at our borders and allow no one to sneak through holes in the fence.

We will allow all illegal aliens 90 days to get their affairs together and leave this country and will give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
regardless of who or where they are. I'm sure France would welcome them.

All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days, unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.

Energy wise, the US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get little or nothing.

Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses."
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" -

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.



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Old 02-11-2004, 01:39 PM
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ALL QUITE PRACTICAL, SENSIBLE & GREAT IDEAS.

My personal favorite being The UN one, since the most practical and sensible of the lot,...especially for people at war whom can't distinguish friend or foe, and being attacked mercilessly by MANY (from many countries) vicious and fanatical enemies. Also, wishing to survive this latest of age old Holy Wars, makes it quite imperative from a survival standpoint, that The UN be ABHIA and/or Anywhere But Here In America.

Besides, isn't it quite stupid of The American Taxpayer to house, cloth and feed so many of The Enemy,...just because of a liberal naivete' nonsense called: "Political correctness"? I sure think so.

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