Australia, To Be Under Attack By Radical Muslims

[Seascamp]

I couldn?t tell ya a lot about the BAMS as I don?t recall seing any during the VN War and only know a couple at the local proving grounds and a few just south at the Marine Mountain Training Center known as Pickle Meadows. But they ain?t all that hard to look at actually, but then, they all seem to have a platoon or so of ?Big Brothers? hovering about keeping an eye on ?Little Sis?. I?d say if ya worked up a Crocodile Dundee act, got a big old toad sticker and the like, you?d have more than you could handle around these parts. And heck, ya?ll wouldn?t even have to run the USMC gauntlet to talk some sweet nothings to the BAMS-they?d find you, LOL. We need a proper Oz name for starters, I believe. How about Nick Waz. That has a nice ring to it I'm thinking. Sad trouth; you diggers have a way with the Yank Lasses and I can just hear it. Something like "Oh, Nick, Nick, Nick"

Scamp