Save The Whales - Screw The People

[HARDCORE]

According to the Associated Press, a ?United States Magistrate? out of Amazonia (California), has all but sunk the United States Navy!? Although temporary (as of now), this ?Legal Seagull? (opinion) has taken a dump all over ?Our Uncle Sam?s? ability to protect our nation from nuclear attack via submarine-launched missiles! In other words, this ?Landlubbing Sea Lawyer? has stopped the Navy from deploying the ?SURTASS LFA SYSTEM!

Even though this ?Super Sonar System (SURTASS)? is extremely effective, it apparently plays no end of hell with some forms of sea-life, according to some tunnel-visioned conservationists! Hell knows, this sonar system might even adversely effect the sexual habits of the ?Spotted Owl Fish, or the local Mermaids?? (Pun Intended)

Environmentalist have, however, graciously agreed "TO ALLOW OUR NAVY? to deploy this (human) life-saving marvel in times of war. But let me ask you this, however?

?How long would it take an undetected ?ENEMY BOOMER? (Nuclear Sub) to park off of our coast, and empty it?s silos upon our major cities? And how many hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of our people (environmentalists included) would be incinerated in a flash should this ever happen (God Forbid)?!?

But I mean, what the hell, at least the coastal squid would be saved and whale pods would not have their eardrums damaged by this (so-called) environmentally unfriendly sonar?

As for a few of those migrant sea-critters coming down from the Bering Strait, who the hell cares - they're probably all Commies anyway!?

All kidding aside, what is of more importance to you - "your family's safety and security, or Moby Dick?" Hey, I like little fish too, but I like our people better!!

?VERITAS, or is that AMEN COMRAD FISHKIES?!?