Europeans And Brits Must Entertain Pigs

[MORTARDUDE]

EUROPEANS AND BRITS MUST ENTERTAIN PIGS. Friday Church News Notes, January 31, 2003 (David W. Cloud, Fundamental Baptist Information Service, P.O. Box 610368, Port Huron, MI 48061-0368, fbns@wayoflife.org) - Because of a new law from the European Union, British and European farmers must provide entertainment for their pigs or face heavy fines and jail time. Farmers in Britain have 90 days to implement the new ruling, designed to "keep pigs happy and prevent them from chewing each other" (The Times, London, Jan. 29). A spokesman for the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs suggested that soccer balls would probably work nicely but warned,
"Farmers may also need to change the balls so the pigs don't get
tired with the same one." Farmers who refuse to provide the proper entertainment for their pigs can be fined up to $1,500 or jailed for three months.

[Packo]

idiots in this country saying, "we need to be more like the Europeans!"

What a bunch of dildos.

Now, what kind of music did they say pigs liked?

Packo

[11BRAVO]

them try some of these european games for pigs with some arkansas razorbacks......heh heh heh heh

11bravo

[Seascamp]

It?s a culture gap I reckon. I spect them Euro dudes never heard of Miss Piggy.

Scamp

[Keith_Hixson]

I think they should make pigs wear a bib before they eat. And, make sure they have mud baths with santitized clay from Georgia. For their wallows.

We never had that problem with pigs. Because our pig pens were large enough for them to wander around. I think thats what the problem. They are keeping them in too tight of spaces.

Keith

[blues clues]

my oven is a tight place but they cook better that way. do you think I'd be fined? I'll just hurry and eat all the evidence.
razz

[SolidChrome]

The UK under Tony Blur is as low as you can get it. Headlines like this just done surprise us anymore.

Do you know that in England, if a burgler/pervert breaks into your home and you defend your family that you will end up in jail?

I aint kidding you- its even worse than that. If for example, a burgler hurts himself while in your home, the burgler can take the owner to court and have him fined? The burgler who will be unemployed can apply to have all legal expences paid for by the state.

Personally, I recently chased some thugs from my neighbours garden as they were urinating on his lawn and riding motor bikes while drinking. The police were called and it was me who was threatened with jail because I chased them from the property.

With the illegal immigrant and criminal problem the UK has at the moment...this pig story is just a slap in the face of how things are here at the moment. Long live the BNP.

Regards
SolidChrome.