Political Kittens

[Marnie Mowles]

Hillary (the former front-runner) is taking a stroll when she
comes upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over it.
Curious. Hillary asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"
She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show her.
"How nice," says Hillary. "What kind are they?" The little girl
says, "Democrats".
Hillary smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.
Three weeks later, Hillary is taking another stroll, this time with
Bill (the first time since their college days). They see the little
girl
again with the same basket. Hillary says, "Watch this, Bill; it's
really cute." They approach the little girl. Hillary greets the little
girl and asks how the kittens are doing, and she says, " Oh, fine."
Then, smirking, Hillary nudges Bill with her elbow and asks the
little girl, "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they are?"
"Sure"
she replies, "Republicans".
Abashed, Hillary says, "But three weeks ago you said they were
Democrats!"
"I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open.

[reconeil]

That quite realistic story certainly proves that both Truth & Honesty are usually
a-helluva-lot funnier than Dem Politicians and/or any other Big Brother style Dictators.

Neil