10-18-2009, 03:36 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Indian Springs
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happy hollowweenie!!!!!!
happy hollowweenie!!!!!!
A man
is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween
night,
when
behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP....
Walking
faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright
casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward
him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified,
the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind
him.
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP....
BUMP....
He
runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and
locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with
the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP.
clappity-BUMP...
on
his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing
upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head
is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud
CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping
and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for
something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate,
he throws the cough syrup at the casket....
and,
>>
(hopefully
you're ready for this!!!)>>
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