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Dan...don't feel too bad, LT has real hair growing on his palm!
Trav
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Mmm... Andy in corset, and BobK in stockings,
All of the PsycoVets will come a-flocking, All my guy bridesmaids are wearing G-strings: These are a few of my favorite things!!! Curtis is decked out in pressed Georgia wetsuit, His arms are freezing, but he's looking cute, Catman the Flower Girl petals will fling, These are a few of my favorite things!!! When I'm walking down the aisle, Sid & John by my side, I simply remember my favorite things, and wonder where I can hide!!!
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Gracie
Great poem......Can you ask the seamstress to attach a third leg to the pantyhose, or else I wont be able to get into em Bob K
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BobK:
What? No lacy garter belt??? OK, we'll attach a couple extra of those buckle-strap thingies and you can have a third stocking. Thank you for pointing out this minor oversight... wouldn't want you to be embarrassed or anything. (My apologies to Rodgers & Hammerstein, of course!!!)
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Father Packwolski will speak out the vow's
While keeping a minimum the hoots and the howls You'll step up and kneel down infront of the Altar While Father Packwaolski looks down your halter. He'll say with a gleam That he blesses your life Then pronounce the Idiot and Oddlassy They are man and wife. We'll all say congrats! And wish you much luck And fix up your bed In Sidney's big truck Once in this bed There will be marital bliss And give your man Curtis A wonderful kiss. You'll say with a smile As you pull up the covers It couldn't be better I'm with all my brothers! (My apologies to anyone who's ever written poety! Father Packwolski
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Paco
I would like to add one more verse if you dont mind As you Consumate the marriage With all of us gleeming A cheer arises from the carriage Holy $hit!!!! Curtis is steaming Bob K
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Holy $hit I'm on a roll!!!!
The next morning, Curtis still shaken' From all the neat photo's that were taken The internet abound with porno delight could not hold a candle To the previous night Bob K
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Help, where is Father Packwolski, I am starting to have dreams about dating Bob. I got to get to the bar.
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Curtis's little thingie all purple and limp
Closly resembling a 90 year old pimp. Begging for Viagra from Paco and Bob He came to realize he cant do the job Damn!!!!I beginning to realize I missed my calling Bob K
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Bob...I think the calling you missed was as an extra in the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
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