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Old 12-09-2005, 07:58 AM
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Dan...don't feel too bad, LT has real hair growing on his palm!

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Old 12-09-2005, 08:09 AM
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Mmm... Andy in corset, and BobK in stockings,
All of the PsycoVets will come a-flocking,
All my guy bridesmaids are wearing G-strings:
These are a few of my favorite things!!!

Curtis is decked out in pressed Georgia wetsuit,
His arms are freezing, but he's looking cute,
Catman the Flower Girl petals will fling,
These are a few of my favorite things!!!

When I'm walking down the aisle,
Sid & John by my side,
I simply remember my favorite things,
and wonder where I can hide!!!
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Old 12-09-2005, 09:10 AM
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Gracie
Great poem......Can you ask the seamstress to attach a third leg to the pantyhose, or else I wont be able to get into em
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Old 12-09-2005, 09:15 AM
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BobK:

What? No lacy garter belt??? OK, we'll attach a couple extra of those buckle-strap thingies and you can have a third stocking.

Thank you for pointing out this minor oversight... wouldn't want you to be embarrassed or anything.

(My apologies to Rodgers & Hammerstein, of course!!!)
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Old 12-09-2005, 01:41 PM
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Father Packwolski will speak out the vow's
While keeping a minimum the hoots and the howls
You'll step up and kneel down infront of the Altar
While Father Packwaolski looks down your halter.

He'll say with a gleam
That he blesses your life
Then pronounce the Idiot and Oddlassy
They are man and wife.

We'll all say congrats!
And wish you much luck
And fix up your bed
In Sidney's big truck

Once in this bed
There will be marital bliss
And give your man Curtis
A wonderful kiss.

You'll say with a smile
As you pull up the covers
It couldn't be better
I'm with all my brothers!


(My apologies to anyone who's ever written poety!

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Old 12-10-2005, 04:55 AM
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Paco
I would like to add one more verse if you dont mind

As you Consumate the marriage
With all of us gleeming
A cheer arises from the carriage
Holy $hit!!!! Curtis is steaming

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Old 12-10-2005, 06:07 AM
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Holy $hit I'm on a roll!!!!

The next morning, Curtis still shaken'
From all the neat photo's that were taken
The internet abound with porno delight
could not hold a candle To the previous night
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Old 12-10-2005, 07:36 AM
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Help, where is Father Packwolski, I am starting to have dreams about dating Bob. I got to get to the bar.
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Old 12-10-2005, 08:11 AM
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Curtis's little thingie all purple and limp
Closly resembling a 90 year old pimp.
Begging for Viagra from Paco and Bob
He came to realize he cant do the job

Damn!!!!I beginning to realize I missed my calling
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Old 12-10-2005, 09:54 AM
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Bob...I think the calling you missed was as an extra in the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

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