How to call the police when you're old and can't move fast any more

[Boats]

My Sister sent this I thought you'd like it too.



George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could
see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the
light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' He said 'No.'
Then they said 'All patrols were busy. You should lock your doors and an
officer will be along when one is available.'

George said, 'Okay.' He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned
the police again.

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now
because I just shot them.' and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire
Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence,
and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George, 'I
thought you said that you'd shot them!'

George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

Don't mess with old people!

[1CAVCCO15MED]

That is why the people of DC need to have guns and know how to use them. If they can't get the cops there one way, they will surely come for the other.

[SuperScout]

Originally Posted by 1CAVCCO15MED

That is why the people of DC need to have guns and know how to use them. If they can't get the cops there one way, they will surely come for the other.

Not just for the DC folks, but everybody needs to protect their respective castle. As I see it, I call the police to haul away the dead bodies of the perps who tried to steal stuff or harm me - that just safer for all that really matter.

[MORTARDUDE]

Lol

[namvet]

to funny. I have some strange 911 calls but can't post em yet cause im a newbie