Drill Instructors needed, both genders!

[revwardoc]

I remember my introduction to our TI in AF Basic. He was a long, tall Texan named Miller who first said to us, "I want to welcome all you (several descriptive expletives deleted) to the US Air Force. I am obliged to tell you (more expletives) that I am not allowed to call you (expletives, etc.) or (etc.) or (get the idea?). So if you (you know) think you are being insulted by my calling you (more of the same), then you are free to report me to the squadron commander...but God help you if you do!" That was about as PC as he got.

What was funny was that the WAF TI's were worse!