Avoid Bankruptcy - Hire A Bartender?

[HARDCORE]

?It?s the eve of summer, and the race is on!?

With 15 people already in the running for mayor of an almost bankrupt (BBB Credit Rating) ?City of San Diego?, maybe America?s Finest City has finally discovered a panacea to the big pill!

With a City Councilwoman, a retired sheriff, a millionaire, a judge and even a bartender running for the gold (Mayer of San Diego), the only ones not to announce their candidacy, is the undertaker, a local pimp or two, a used car salesman, and of course, the dude who steals hubcaps from parked cars down along the strand!?

Hey, how about if we hire them all to run the City! Just think of it -Political intrigue, a gent with fast hands and quick reflexes, an experienced fuzz, big money, a guy that knows how to get around the law legally, and a gent who knows how to mix one helluva a stiff drink - ?All rolled up into one??

And if that don?t work efficiently enough, we could always call a pimp in for political consultations - ?OR IS THIS INDIVIDUAL ALREADY THERE, HIDING SOMEWHERE AROUND THE CORNER FROM CITY HALL??

(Only kidding of course - maybe?!)

VERITAS