Mickey Mouse Must Die!!!

[82Rigger]

Telegraph.com.UK
By Martin Beckford
15 Sep 2008


Sheikh Muhammad Munajid claimed the mouse is "one of Satan's soldiers" and makes everything it touches impure.

But he warned that depictions of the creature in cartoons such as Tom and Jerry, and Disney's Mickey Mouse, had taught children that it was in fact loveable.

The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington DC, said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed.

Mr Munajid was asked to give Islam's teaching on mice during a religious affairs programme broadcast on al-Majd TV, an Arab television network.
According to a translation prepared by the Middle East Media Research Institute, an American press monitoring service, he said: "The mouse is one of Satan's soldiers and is steered by him.

"If a mouse falls into a pot of food – if the food is solid, you should chuck out the mouse and the food touching it, and if it is liquid – you should chuck out the whole thing, because the mouse is impure.

"According to Islamic law, the mouse is a repulsive, corrupting creature. How do you think children view mice today – after Tom and Jerry?

"Even creatures that are repulsive by nature, by logic, and according to Islamic law have become wonderful and are loved by children. Even mice.
"Mickey Mouse has become an awesome character, even though according to Islamic law, Mickey Mouse should be killed in all cases."

[Keith_Hixson]

Yep, Bobk and me we are going Mouse Hunting. We need some M-16s, AK-47s, and a few 308 sniper rifles and we are going after these dangerous animals.
Radical Islam has Radical Ideas and they believe everyone should live by them. They are the greatest threat to freedom in the world.

Keith

[b3196]

I gotta agree with these ragheads....If a mouse falls into my food, I'll be damned if I'm gonna eat it...... For all you sand fleas out there, dont mess with Minnie Mouse, she's HOT!!

[82Rigger]

I await with great anticipation cleric Sheikh Muhammad Munajid's

explanation of exactly HOW one kills a CARTOON mouse.

[Advisor]

Originally Posted by 82Rigger

I await with great anticipation cleric Sheikh Muhammad Munajid's

explanation of exactly HOW one kills a CARTOON mouse.

Easy. With a cartoon IED

[Seascamp]

Mick Mouse is 80 this year and shouldn’t be all that difficult to take out.

I never much cared for the hapless Wily Coyote so do ya suppose a swap could be arranged?

Scamp

[82Rigger]

Scamp,

If we give them Wily Coyote then the Roadrunner would be really really bored.

Let's offer them Jane Fonda and Babs Streisand.

Two for one SOUNDS like a good deal, but they still get the crappy end of the stick.

[Seascamp]

Steve,

That's a win. There ya go Wiley, saved by a wiser mind.

Scamp

[Advisor]

Originally Posted by 82Rigger

Scamp,

If we give them Wily Coyote then the Roadrunner would be really really bored.

Let's offer them Jane Fonda and Babs Streisand.

Two for one SOUNDS like a good deal, but they still get the crappy end of the stick.

How 'bout Al Sharpton & Pat Robertson? That'll either get the Sheik a lot of media attention or it'll weird him out. Either way, what a hoot.

[Seascamp]

Seems to be no end of good ideas, add WBC 'rev.Phelps.' Probably could fill a good sized bus with well qualified name-names. Save Mick, save Mick.

Scamp