Taxes - Morning laugh

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and
prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the
$100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to
God, USA, they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his
secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The
president thought this would appear to be a lot of
money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted
with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you
note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it
through Washington, D..C., and those assholes deducted
$95.00 in taxes."