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Old 03-28-2003, 08:05 AM
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Things to Never Say to a Woman During an Argument

1. Whoa, time out. Football is on.

2. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.

3. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

4. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

5. You are so cute when you get mad.

6. You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.

7. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?

8. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?

9. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of b*itch flakes this morning!

10.Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
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Old 03-28-2003, 09:15 AM
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The best thing to say is ?I surrender?. No doubt that they have ya covered point, flank and six before the ambush begins and the actual argument is merely a formality to save ya a bit of face, very little-maybe. LOL.

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Old 03-28-2003, 09:25 AM
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Please schedule a counciling session with me so we can have a session on "love acceptance and foregiveness."

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Old 03-28-2003, 09:42 AM
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You know I used to argue with my wife (37 years) but now I've become so laid back she doesn't get any satisfaction anymore.
In fact it really irrates her when she goes off and I just blow it off like a drink of water. ha ha

She's a good kid (Italian - whew what a temper) and most of any arguements at are age are stupid ones and really not worth the time or energy invested. You know what I mean?
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"OK, who pissed on your war blanket one time" Didn't think I would ever hear the end of it. Now I just try and get in the last word, YES DEAR.
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Old 03-28-2003, 01:36 PM
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Sis Please schedule a counciling session with me so we can have a session on "love acceptance and foregiveness."

Keith


I was just kiddin' Keith..I would never shoot anybody.... accidently.....
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Old 03-28-2003, 05:24 PM
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Just makes me feel warm all over, knowing that I am not the only one that has to put up with it!
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