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Old 10-18-2009, 03:36 PM
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Talking happy hollowweenie!!!!!!

happy hollowweenie!!!!!!




A man

is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween

night,

when

behind him he hears:


BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP....




Walking

faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright

casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward

him.



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...




Terrified,

the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind

him.




FASTER...



FASTER...




BUMP...




BUMP....




BUMP....



He

runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and

locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with

the lid of the casket clapping.


clappity-BUMP...



clappity-BUMP.


clappity-BUMP...


on

his heels, as the terrified man runs.



Rushing

upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head

is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud

CRASH the casket breaks down the door.








Bumping

and clapping toward him.





The man screams and reaches for

something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate,

he throws the cough syrup at the casket....


and,








































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(hopefully

you're ready for this!!!)>>






















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The

coffin stops.

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Old 10-18-2009, 03:51 PM
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That is definitely a GROANER!



Here's a halloween pumpkin you can "virtually" carve into a jack-o-lantern:




http://www.toilette-humor.com/halloween/carve.shtml
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so what did you think you were going to see......>>
it's HALLOWEEN time :-) >>
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
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