New element found!

[Gimpy]

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of
the
heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been
tentatively
named "Administratium."

Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
neutrons, and
111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These
312
particles are held together by particles called
morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
particles called peons.

Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A
minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take more than
four
days to complete when it would normally take
less than a second.

Administratium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay
but
instead undergoes a reorganization, in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy
neutrons exchange places. In fact, Administratium's mass will actually
increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to
become
neutrons forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
speculate
that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity
in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass." You will know it when you see it.

[xgrunt]

There is a theory that a major factor in sustaining the life of the Admisstratiam[sp] is the belief that there is a symbotic relation ship to an organization described as the donatetobotholulism that provides the needs that keep the other group alive. Further study will be needed. :cl:

[David]

LOL , that's funny stuff

[Seascamp]

You forgot to mention that when accessed by receptor particles this new element yields unobtainium and procrastatanium. As well, a now know by product of external agitation is heat with the total absence of light, until now thought to be totally impossible.

Scamp

[usmcsgt65]

Sounds like I am part of it - school administrator.