Today's funny

[1IDVET]

Ain't this the truth!

[Boats]

Thanks I needed that little chuckle this morning.

[philly]

It sure is the truth... :

[Keith_Hixson]

Just plain disgusting! It brought back to many harsh memories that severly affect my dignity and self image. I've been scared for life because of inappropiate farts. I didn't need a reminder.

Keith

[DMZ-LT]

If you would quit lighting them you wouldn't be so scared , Kieth !!!

[philly]

Keith

[Seascamp]

Oh my, I just got this flash of an intense sermon coming to the to the main point, to the mecca of thought, to the nexus of attitude, to the apex of the whole idea, something that had been planned all week and then???????.

Tell me it isn?t true and I?m just letting my mental popcorn machine go into thermal runaway. That must be it, such a calamity just couldn?t happen?..could it? :cd:

Scamp

[Sgt_Tropo]

Seascamp,
come on now, Keith would NEVER deliver a "stinky" message ! Such an orific (sp) puncuation would leave a cloud" hanging over his congregation and quite possibly be viewed as illegal by the existing Geneva conventions. ;-) !!!!!!!

[reconeil]

Fess-up. In your capacity, haven't you at least once had to give a blessing like: "Blessed are the lips that speak without a tongue"? I just can't believe all your parishioners have perfect control like me, and never FLATULATE (a high class fart).

Neil

[Keith_Hixson]

John,

So that's why I have a hole in the seat of my pants. Can't light em.

Neil,

You would enjoy the folks in our church. I harrass them and they harrass me. We have lots of fun!

A True confession: Once when I was in the pulpit I had a little bugger in my noise. So during the prayer I was really quick and flipped that little bugger right out and thought no one saw me. When I stepped in the pulpit to preach about 10 to 15 teenagers who always set together in Morning Worship were all doing and exaggerated nose pick just for their beloved pastor. After the service they all came up and asked me: "Just how long was the boogger?" I told them they should have had their eyes shut during the prayer. And, they said, "the good book says, ' to watch and pray.' A fun bunch of kids. All in their thirties and they all have kids of their own. But, occassionally they'll come around and call me Pastor Booger Man."

Scamp,
You have an activie imagination, maybe a little tooo active

Neil,
I had a secretary once that went on this high fiber diet, mostly vegetables. But she would get the toots and really stink up the place everyday. It got so bad we had to post "no smoking" signs just outside the office door. [that was a stretch] but for several months it was really bad in the office on her work days.
Sure glad diets come to an end. Hers were the silent type.

Sermonizing: "Sometimes you flap your wings and soar; Sometimes you flop your wings and boar."

As for me: I soar a little and boar a little.

Ain't it great to laugh at yourself? We all should once in awhile.


Keith