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A Joke for Ron
Subject: The Firefighter
A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and cat. The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck", he says with admiration. "Thanks!" the girl says. The firefighter takes a closer look and notices the girl has tied her wagon to the dog's collar and the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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Thats funny
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Chris!
"Ole" Buddy and Friend you need therapy . . . . bad!
When ya go'in' huntin' Keith |
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Chris...good one, thanks!
Trav
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keith I leave tommorrow morning going to hunt down by the river place this weekend then possibly the teanaway next weekend
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thats a good one thanks!
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Just Missed Getting My Deer Tonight
A nice Muley Buck jumped in front of my Bronco II coming down Manastash Canyon. Just missed him.
Wish I'd could of roped him and tied him up for Saturday. Chris, Give me a call when you come over to the Teanaway. Keith |
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What---I thought all fire trucks had a cat tied up somehow under the hood.
You know,, Sirens are almost useless while enroute to a call. People drive with there windows up and AC/Heater on and radio blairing, They see what is in front of them for about 50 feet (no more) But, we have AIR Horns, these will get your attention. Ron |
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Cats taste good, over a slow BBQ pit
Whoooooops
I guess I should have knocked. Ron |
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Fip Oea
Master Sergeant Joined: 27 Aug 2007 Posts: 159 Location: Sugar Land, Texas PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:41 pm Post subject: Reply with quote AB Patriot files gets back up and running , I wont be going there. although Some of the people from PF are decent people , some are not, and it's those (not) that will keep me away. Thanks for the links and the vote. Ron Cacti Green ps. I was banned from posting on the PF 39, How's that not going "there" statement working out for you?
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