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> 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
> bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE > > 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing > section in a swimming pool? > > 3. OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and he > Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the > Tennessee Titans? > > 4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one > enjoys it? > > 5. There are three religious truths: a) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the > Messiah. b) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of The > Christian faith. c) Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor > store or at Hooters. > > 6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland > called Holes? > > 7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? > > 8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? > > 9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread > to begin with? > > 10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who > drives a race car not called a racist? > > 11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? > > 12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it > follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, > cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners > depressed? > > 13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? > > 14. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? > > 15. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? > > > 16. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole > lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . > .....they're cramming for their final exam. > > 17. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons > and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? > Toothpicks? > > 18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? > What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just > put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them > while they deliver the mail? > > 19. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are > the others here for? > > 20. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. > > 21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? > > 22. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? > > 23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? >
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LOL!
Lotta good chuckles! Thanx!
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they were a hoot
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