Message From Santa

[1IDVET]

Dear Friends

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.

The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.

The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird sh_it.

On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my sh_it together and bring you the things you want.


This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone.

Love,
Santa




Santa has really taken a turn for the worst.



Merry Christmas everyone.

Hope you all have a prosperous New Year!

[Jerry D]

that was a another goodin' tis the season to be Jolly and this has brought some joyful laughter here