Medical Warning!

[Keith_Hixson]

"A recent study shows that most varcose veins below the knee are caused by folks sitting too long on the toilet seat. Sitting too long on the toilet seat cuts off the flow of blood to the legs, causing them to go "to sleep" building up of excessive blood in the feet and lower legs. The study showed that other than child bearing for women, sitting on the toilet seat too long is the main cause of varcose veins."

Modern medicine wants to ruin my reading habits. Well, I guess I must move my library to another area of the home. I don't know if I can handle this sudden change.
Us intellectuals are known by the varcose veins, guess we'll have to develop another status symbol.

Keith

[Drywall]

Dang it Keith. I just finished the built-in magazine rack in there. I suppose I could use it for storage now.

[janecallanan]

Another status symbol might be the lovely seat ring when you stand up? Hopefully only shared with a special chosen few.

[Drywall]

Keith, she must be talking to you.

[catman]

I think that medical advice was made from the women in america. The one and only place a man can get piece and quiet and now they are trying to take that away from us too. Maybe it is a communist plot by russian women?

[Keith_Hixson]

A communist plot by Russian Woman. I knew it couldn't be true.


Ring around the bottom. My butt? It's ugly and nothing would help.

Keith

[Drywall]

And hence the term "butt ugly"

[reconeil]

I guess that if this toilet seat and varicose vein stuff is true,...one must believe that slit trenches in The Field were the only healthy way to take-a-good-crap. Also much quicker to-boot, since no one likes having their ass exposed for long. Plus, there are always the weather and bugs to contend with. Then too, let's not forget The Balance Factor. And,...that's-no-shit if you slip.

Neil

[reeb]

Keith;

As one Sgt use to say on these sites:

SOMEONE HAS TO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS!!

I love it though.

I have to look into my insurance polocy and see if I am "covered", of course in my bussiness on the job and without a portapoties around, a five gallon bucket works just great.

enough.............

[JeffL]

You folks really disgust me! This string is going right down the crapper!

I'll bet this study did NOT originate in Flushing, NY! I'll also bet that in some fashion, some way, somehow, it was government-funded.

A lovely seat ring, Jane? Nahhhhhhh, I'm not gonna say it.