This just in from Texas A&M

This just in from Texas....

A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps
women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing
through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken
outside by a large group of cowboys and had the shit kicked out of
him.

On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 22:50:12 -0400, Outgoing V. Incoming
wrote this crap:

>This just in from Texas....
>
>A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps
>women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing
>through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
>
>At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken
>outside by a large group of cowboys and had the shit kicked out of
>him.

I hope they put up a statue honoring the cowboys.


Hero@Horvath.net

Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

On 7 Sep 2003 04:09:07 GMT, Horvath
wrote:

>On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 22:50:12 -0400, Outgoing V. Incoming
> wrote this crap:
>
>>This just in from Texas....
>>
>>A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps
>>women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing
>>through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
>>
>>At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken
>>outside by a large group of cowboys and had the shit kicked out of
>>him.
>
>I hope they put up a statue honoring the cowboys.
>
>
>Hero@Horvath.net
>
>Ave Imperator Bush!
>Bush Was Right! Four More Years!


Hey, stop that! Don't you know that I'm supposed to be Horvath?

Lee

"Outgoing V. Incoming" wrote in message
news:jigllv4jtsnus7186ibnjm7a4eohgu4fir@4ax.com
> On 7 Sep 2003 04:09:07 GMT, Horvath
> wrote:
>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 22:50:12 -0400, Outgoing V. Incoming
>> wrote this crap:
>>
>>> This just in from Texas....
>>> A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that
keeps
>>> women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from
pushing
>>> through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
>>> At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was
>>> taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the shit kicked
>>> out of him.
>>
>> I hope they put up a statue honoring the cowboys.
>> Hero@Horvath.net
>> Ave Imperator Bush!
>> Bush Was Right! Four More Years!
>
> Hey, stop that! Don't you know that I'm supposed to be Horvath?

Only on Tuesdays.

>
> At a news conference announcing the
invention, the scientist was taken
> outside by a large group of cowboys and had
the shit kicked out of
> him.
>

Well, it looks like they finally got
something right.

Engineer