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Old 02-21-2008, 07:06 AM
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I got this from my sister today - thought you may like it.


Subject: Estate Planning
Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 2139 -0600

Frank was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he
had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an
ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die,
and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, Catherine obtained his business card and, three days later, she
became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
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Old 02-21-2008, 09:36 AM
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A wife's perfect breakfast:

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee;
Her son's photo is on the cover of the Wheaties box;
Her daughter's photo is on the cover of Business Week;
Her secret lover is the centerfold of Playgirl; and...
Her husband's photo is on the back of the milk carton!
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