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Estate Planning
I got this from my sister today - thought you may like it.
Subject: Estate Planning Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 2139 -0600 Frank was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, Catherine obtained his business card and, three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
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A wife's perfect breakfast:
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee; Her son's photo is on the cover of the Wheaties box; Her daughter's photo is on the cover of Business Week; Her secret lover is the centerfold of Playgirl; and... Her husband's photo is on the back of the milk carton!
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