Patriotic Duty

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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and he mustcommit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 p.m. EDT, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour isrecommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves inlawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Muslims.

Since Islam also does not approve ofalcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of youranti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates yourefforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in thisanti-terrorist activity.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.