Psyco Vets Campout 06

[PHO127]

This morning, Going to spend a couple of days up there and get started on the back deck. Yes, this year you will be able to walk out the back door without falling 20 feet to the ground. Me, LT and Mustache Mike are going to have an executive conference up there next week to make final plans and arrangements for the choir practice. Just to remind everyone the dates for this years choir practice, pig roast and possum chili cook off are from Thursday the 27th of April until Sunday the 30th of April. LT and I will be there from Wednesday until Monday. I will post Motel phone numbers when I get back so anyone wanting to get a room can call and make reservations. (we now have 2 motels) they opened up a new Best Western there this year. Notifications have been sent to the local paper to keep women and children indoors during this period. The local Farm Bureau has been notified to keep a close watch on all farm animals. The Sheriffs office and FBI have been notified to Ignore what may sound like cannon fire. The pipeline to psyco mountain from the Budweiser Brewery is under construction.

[b3196]

Bless you all my sons.....Im gonna eat the hottest brownie I can find.....Whoa, wait a minute....No animals, No bunji jumping off the unfinished deck....You're taking all the fun out it.. 91 days and a wakeup!!!!!!
Bob K

[Jerry D]

Yep "Rocky Top" is a goodin' and another tune that goes good with it is one of my Favorites By Grandpa Jones,

"Mountain Dew"

There's a big holler tree down the road here from me where ya lay
down a dollar er two. Well you go round the bend and when you come
back again there's a jug full o' good ole mountain dew

Oh they call it that ole mountain dew and them that refuse it are few.
I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug with some good ole mountain dew.

Now my uncle Nort, he's sawed off and short, he measures about four
foot two, but he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint of that
good ole mountain dew.

Well my ole aunt Jill bought some brand new perfume. It had such a
sweet smellin' pew, but to her surprise, when she had it analyzed, it
was nothin but good ole mountain dew.

Instrumental... dum dee dum dum dee dum dee dum

Well the preacher rolled by with his head heisted high, said his wife
had been down with the flu, and he thought that I ought just uh sell him
a quart of that good ole mountain dew.

Instrumental

Well my brother Bill's got a still on the hill where he runs of a gallon
or two. Now the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can't fly from
smellin' the good ole mountain dew.

Oh they call it that ole mountain dew and them that refuse it are few.
I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug with some good ole mountain dew.

G-men.T-men
Revenoers too
Were tryin ta find the place where he made his brew.
They were lookin tryin ta book em
But my Pappy kep a-cookin
WHeeeeeow.... WHITE LIGHTIN!
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"Son," his Daddy told him "make this run your last
You're all tanked up with 100 proof
You're all tuned up and gassed."
"Don't take any chances,if you can't get through
I'd rather have you back again
than all that mountain dew."

...G-men on his taillights. Roadblocks up ahead.
The mountain boy took roads that even angels fear to tread...

...then right outside of Bearden,
There they made the fatal strike.
He left the road at 90.That's all there is to say.
The Devil got the moonshine and the mountain boy that day.

And there was thunder.Thunder!Over Thunder Road.
Thunder was his engine and white lightning was his load!
And there was moonshine.Moonshine!.Quinch the Devil's thirst!
Law they swore they'd get him but Devil got him first.
Yeah, the Law they swore they'd get him but the Devil got him first.

[b3196]

What is this thread turning into, a redneck version of the Lawrence Welk Show?
Bob K

[Packo]

Step right up....
Come on in....

If ya like to take the grand tour
Of a lonely house,
That once said home sweet home...

I have nothin here to sell you
Just some things that I will tell you..

Some things I know
Will chill you......to the bone.

Straight ahead....
That's the bed....

Where we laid in love together
AND LORD KNOWS,
WE HAD, A GOOD THING GOIN' THERE...

Bob, whatch you mean, Redneck...Boy!

Packo Jones

[catman]

When the bubbles start appearing, I am out of here!

Trav

[b3196]

Sung to the tune of Mr. Sandman

Mr. Can man send me a roll....
I need some paper to wipe my asshole.....
I sitting here in gases and vapor.....
Some dirty bastard stole the toilet paper.....

Trav...you want bubbles, check out my hottub after
eatin some bean dip
Bob K

[catman]

Bob...so the truth finally comes out....tell me, do you bite the bubbles?

Trav

[b3196]

Yup
Bob K