Warriors Saloon

[b3196]

Damn!!!....Ya pee in the pool one time and everyone makes a big issue out of it.....I would have bitched earlier but when the fire dept showed up to decon my DNA that was the last straw. From now on I'm just drinking scotch...
I see our resident biker is all bent over from doing strenous work. Looks like he might a split a log or two.
Bob K

[Old Seabee]

So I arrive at this fine establishment, and find the place a mess, must have been a great party after I left last night. I'll get the mop and clean up, maybe that will make the green eyed lass happy. the pool looks good enough to swim in now. A little music while I swab the deck. Flatt and Scruggs Bluegrass. Where is LT.

[DMZ-LT]

Slowly the dazed biker comes to and remembers the head first plunge into the pool , but nothing more. It appears someone put a very large potato in his pants while he was out and as his eyes focus he suddenly realizes he now has X - ray vision ! Crown for all he yells as his eyes search for the green eyed lass and his ears search for some Janice Joplin . The potato starts moving on it's own !!

[airforcegrrl]

Dan you always look guilty and are left holding the bag every time. Think you need to have one of your partners in crime stand in for you this time. So if their decon-ing the pool can we fill it with jello this time?

[b3196]

Jello's good.....lemon jello
Bob K

[Old Seabee]

Oh good ther LT's. all right. But since he has x-ray eyes he must be seeing right through the selections on the box. So I'll pick one out for him, Janis sings, " Me and Bobby McGee". I don't think that a potato in his pants, rather some muntint microbe he picked up while under water. Better do something LT. or you thingie will rot and drop off.

Well the green eyed lass has spoken to me, she thinks I should shift the blame on my buds for what goes on in here. Lass thank you for the suggestion, but I'll stand where I am. Can we fill the pool with lime Jello, so we can lemon lime flavor?

Bob great talking to, keep you head down my friend.

[catman]

Drinks on the house for Bob and his cronies! Great to hear from you brother, glad your friends will be ok! You be damn careful, I still want that steak come April!

Trav

[catman]

Damn...quiet in here tonight. better drop a coin in the old music box...let's see...Garth brooks, "Friends in Low Places", seems to fit this crowd!

Where's my fair maiden? Guess drinks are still on the house!

John, you look all sparkly and clean after your dip in the pool! Dan, put that mop away, Bob...easy on the sauce, might need your services if the fair maiden comes in waving that bat!

Beam and Seven all around!

Trav

[b3196]

We need to do an inventory of this bar....we have a bad snow storm coming in and I plan on spending the night. Its time to switch to Bloody marys extra spicy and Irish coffee in the morning
Bob K

[Bill Farnie]

Dan,
Trust me ...... that "thing" in my Homies pants is a potato

Drinks for all