Warriors Saloon

[catman]

Bob...watch where you are pointing that thing! Might should put it away before you hurt yourself.

Dan...thanks for the drinks, next round is on me!

Beam and seven for all!

Trav

[b3196]

That thing(ie) Im pointin' is not my gun......The green-eyed lassie just walked in
Bob K

[Old Seabee]

Bob my friend I will be more the happy to help. But you shouldn't point that thing(ie) at the green eyed lass, remember she still has a bat and your thing(ie ) might wind up between a bar stool and a hard spot. And yes it's " take a flying F____, at a rolling donut."

Trav just set yourself down and relax, you don't need to buy me a drink, I have a bar tab and my uncle sends me a check every month. It's quit in here, I'll put a coin in the box, let's see. A good old Irish song I think. "Wild Colonial Boy"

[goodnessgracie]

Or, we could sing my favorite:

Beep you, I'm drunk, Beep you, I'm drunk,
Set the house up a round, put the rest in the trunk

Beep you, I'm drunk, Beep you, I'm drunk,
And I'm going to be drunk 'til the next time I'm drunk!!!

There... now don'tcha feel better???

No sign of Keith??? OK, Irish Car Bombs all around...

[Old Seabee]

Gracie!! are you feeling bad this morning, I am surprised you would use that kind of language in this fine establishment. Bob's turning red in the face and Trav has a look of shock on his face. Me I just love it when a lady talks dirty, It's so EXCITING. Another coin in the box, a good old one by Kitty Wells. " It wasn't God who Made Honky tonk Angles." Now I feel better.

[goodnessgracie]

Yeah, ain't nothin' like a dirty girl on a Saturday night, errr, I mean Monday morning.

Dan, you have exquisite tastes in music. Back East, though, it's time to wake up & get moving (told ya I'm Irish).

How about Johnny Horton's "The Battle of New Orleans" to get the ol' blood pumping...

...oh, yeah-- and Irish Coffee all around! Slainte!!!

[SEATJERKER]

...seems this box wanted to work this mornin',...

..."workin', workin' for a livin'",...

...no I'm not, but workin' on it,...

...A bloody mary please, lots of hot sause double the vodka, a splash of 'what's this here sause", and hold that green stick, i'll just use one of Bob's cleaning rods, adds a little tang,...

...yes, yes, there's snow on the ground, and "hot in the kitchen", ,...

...sending regards from the Northern front, all is well, and secure,...

...

[b3196]

Curtis
Do we need to plan on decorations for the bar regarding the up and coming nuptial in April?
Bob K

[Old Seabee]

Curtis.... Hope you are feeling better now, could I have the green stick, I haven't had any breakfast yet.

Gracie.... That's a good selection, I'd play North to Alaska but it's all ready cold in here, the green eyed lass forgot to turn on the heat, wonder if that's a hint.

[airforcegrrl]

Sorry guys been busy decorating office doors for an office competition. Had to do our door and then got offered to do our flight admin's door too. Cross your fingers in hopes that we win. And now it's time to decorate the bar. (starts hanging mistletoe in incospicous places, such as the men's bathroom)