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Old 07-25-2008, 11:24 AM
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Chickens never lie. They lay.
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Old 07-25-2008, 11:43 AM
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Are the big oil companies making so much money . Is it a possibility that they are gouging
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Old 07-25-2008, 01:30 PM
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A young chick asks his mother:
Are I people?
No, you are chicken.
Are I born?
No, you are laid
Are people laid?
No, some are chicken.
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Old 07-25-2008, 04:16 PM
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Why do they have brail on the keypads at car washes? ? They wouldn't know if the car was clean anyway.
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Old 07-25-2008, 04:59 PM
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a chicken and an egg are laying in bed. the chicken, with a smile on his face, turns to the egg and says "I guess we solved that question".
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Old 07-25-2008, 11:17 PM
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Honolulu has 4. H1, H2, H3, and H201.

OK, I remember...I got stuck in rush hour traffic coming back from a bus tour....they sure need one on the big island.
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:27 AM
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Larry,
Gotta laugh, it's such a large island. Maybe 5 miles across?

I prefer the rush hour up here. That's the backup of cars as the farmer crosses his cows from one side of the road to the other. No chopper traffic reports, just a few hay wagons slowing things down a bit.
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