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Chickens never lie. They lay.
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why
Are the big oil companies making so much money . Is it a possibility that they are gouging
Americans.
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A young chick asks his mother:
Are I people? No, you are chicken. Are I born? No, you are laid Are people laid? No, some are chicken.
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More brail
Why do they have brail on the keypads at car washes? ? They wouldn't know if the car was clean anyway.
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a chicken and an egg are laying in bed. the chicken, with a smile on his face, turns to the egg and says "I guess we solved that question".
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OK, I remember...I got stuck in rush hour traffic coming back from a bus tour....they sure need one on the big island.
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Larry,
Gotta laugh, it's such a large island. Maybe 5 miles across? I prefer the rush hour up here. That's the backup of cars as the farmer crosses his cows from one side of the road to the other. No chopper traffic reports, just a few hay wagons slowing things down a bit.
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