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10-28-2002, 02:56 PM
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Normally,
I like cats. But this one has me leaning towards the "Twain Solution"! Partly my fault she doesn't like me, I guess. I'm the one who took her to get declawed and spayed. Should've had her lobotomized, too.
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10-28-2002, 03:21 PM
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I wouldn't like you much either.
Normally, I like cats too. But being the guardian of two of them, I found out how little they contribute to the conversation. " Let me in, let me out and put the damn food on the floor" is about all I have managed to translate. They did bring a lovely chewed up baby bunny to the doorstep once. I think it was my Christmas gift. If all else fails, coat yourself with catnip. Your cat will be your friend for a milisecond.
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10-28-2002, 03:28 PM
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Cats/dogs/whatever
True Story: Our neighbor has a Bluehealer male dog, She took the dog to the vet and had him Nuetored four months after his operation she took him back to the vet and asked the vet what is wrong with him that he got hung up with a feamle dog. The Vet said I didnt know the dog was nutored cause they lose desire for the ___ You know why Jane?? The Dog had to go to the car and get a condom!!!! Safe Sex at any cost. enough............
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10-28-2002, 03:31 PM
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Hope for the female's sake it was one of the enhanced models!
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10-29-2002, 02:12 AM
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CARVING THE PUMPKIN
This is a Halloween tradition that began in the British Isles, where one magical night several centuries ago, a group of people decided to put a lit candle inside a hollowed-out pumpkin, to symbolize the fact that they had been hitting the sauce pretty hard. Today, pumpkin-carving is an activity that the whole family can enjoy, except for Dad, who gets stuck with the job of actually carving the pumpkin, which means he has to stick his hand inside and grasp the pumpkin slime, knowing that at any moment he might encounter the North American Gourd-Dwelling Scorpion, whose toxic sting claims more American lives each year than cellular phones and asteroids combined. The best way to avoid this danger, advises the American Pumpkin Growers Council, is to make sure you buy a pumpkin ``that costs a lot of money.''
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10-29-2002, 03:20 AM
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A dog man?
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