Er, uhm. Some thoughts on the elections

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The people have spoken: Blowjobs are to be between one man and one woman. No more young boys or male prostitutes.

Lobbyists have doubled in Washington to 35,000 since Bush became president. The Democrats hope to improve on that.

It is now evident how many attack ads a half a billion dollars will buy for the Republicans. The Dems were poor, only $400,000. Both caused picking a candidate to be similar to hunting for a penny in a spitoon.

We are one step closer to banning married gays from burning the flag.

Rumsfeld has been freed to do what he was meant to do: Argue with himself in the mirror.

Thus spoketh the people.