Seige, Attack

[DMZ-LT]

My little garden has been under constant attack the last few days. Using both vertical attacks and flanking tatics the 407th Japaneese Beetle Battalion has launched numerous attacks on the garden. Although greatly outnumbered my daughter and I have kept them out side the wire but I can hear them assembling for renewed attacks. Last night they sent in a envoy to ask for our unconditional surrender but we just told them " NUTS" We have dug a fine foxhole complete with gernade pit in case the little suckers try to lob some in on us. We intend to fight it out on this line if it takes all summer. Death to the 407th !