Deja Vu Vortex

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DEJA VU - A distortion of memory in which a new situation or experience is regarded as having happened before...

VORTEX - A mass of whirling gas or liquid, especially when sucked spirally toward a central axis...

?Well, we have all been there before, and yes we are being sucked in again!? And with half the freaking planet now eating crow over the ?Coalition?s Victory In Iraq?, most of our detractors are now switching gears and reaching for gold-plated excuses!!

The news has it that France, Russia, Egypt and the UAR, made countless billions dealing with Hussein during this (so-called) ?Food For Oil Program!? As such, there is ?ABSOLUTELY? no doubt about their motivations, unless your thick in the skull or drippy in the draws like France!

Well now that the brunt of the conflict is over, the worms (or is that maggots) are re-emerging to demand that they be given a seat of honor at the feast!? They have surfaced anew, like nothing happened, and genuinely expect that with United Nation?s help, they will be allowed to conduct business as usual! Is this not akin to giving a banquet in honor of Hitler, Tojo, and Mussolini, the day after World War II formally ended? Or giving a medal for outstanding patriotism to Benedict Arnold or Julius & Ethel Rosenberg?

To add further insult to misery, Hans Blix thinks that UN Inspectors should be allowed back into Iraq to take up where they left off? Like hell says I - let them get a productive job as a pimp or grave robber, professions where their unique lack of talent would be genuinely appreciated. Hell, maybe they can even hire Kofi Annon as an apprentice!

As far as Chirac and Putin are concerned, might I suggest that they team up and form a Divorce Law Firm, or add Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf [Baghdad Bob] to their entourage and become regulars on ?Comedy Central!?

Hell, for that matter, Kofi Annon and Hans Blix are very funny men too! Did not both say that the United Nations would add credibility to the administration of Iraq? (Yuk-Yuk!)

You know, maybe we should consider this suggestion - ?Just as soon the United Nations bends over and kisses our ass that is!!?

?Ya know, some in France just might relish that idea!?

VERITAS