Madoff is unhappy in prison...

[82Rigger]

...say his attorneys.

He is having a hard time adjusting to prison life.

Sometimes the air conditioning is off and it's hot.

Madoff is distraught and wants to go home.

Well, Mr. Madoff, I got a news break for ya:

You ARE home.

Don't drop the soap.

[reconeil]

"Don't drop the soap" being a wise suggestion for any so confined aside, don't believe that Madoff will have much (if any?) concerns about such matters.

After all, we're talking 50-60 BILLION of DOLLARS unaccounted for, gone to the winds or God Only Knows Where, here.

Unfortunately and with those kinds of bucks available through lawyers, cohorts not squeeled on, visitors or whomever, I have to believe that Mr. Madoff can Buy Himself the very best personal security in prison that any convict actually ever had or even has been heard of. Hey: "Money talks & ...", you know.

Betcha that Wardens & State Governors protected by State Police can't even BUY themselves such good protection, as Barney can?

Hope I'm wrong & time will prove differently? After all, I believe all perps should be made to suffer at least TWICE AS MUCH as THE MANY they've destroyed, swindled and/or despicably victimized. Guess I'm just not a good sport about such things?

Neil

[SuperScout]

Considering how stupid his lawyers are, thinking that anybody really gives a sh*t how uncomfortable Madoff is, they should join him for insulting our intelligence.

[Boats]

I've got no sympathy for that dirt bag. His life of comfort and living high on the hog are done. His just do's are only warming up. I know his wife still have a chunk of cash be pretty well off. He hired someone to find him a better prison to go - yea right - I'd give him Folsom and let those boy's down there tell him all about it.