Another funny for today

[Sgt_Tropo]

Three male dogs, a German Shephard, a Labrador Retriver and a Chiquaqua, were walking down the street and thay spot a cute poodle coming their way. eing males, they all start making with the come-ons. The poodle says that she is really fond of liver and cheese and that she will go with the one which uses the words liver and cheese best in a sentence.
The German Shepard quickly piped up and stated, "Achtung, I love liver and cheese brats". The poodle said that brats gave her gas and the shepard hung his tail.
Next, the Lab stated that goose liver pate' and creme cheese sandwiches were his favorite snack. The poodle narrowed her eyes and responded that her best friend was a goose.
The Lab was just about to try another sentence when the Chiquaqua stepped between the Lab and the poodle. He looked harshly at theLab and Shepherd and stated,
"Liver alone. Cheese mine !"