[Stick]

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
Q: Why is a laundramat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It's an evolutionary thing. It allows them to stand closer to the kitchen stove and sink.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something intelegent?
A: When she starts the sentence with "A man once told me."
Q: How do you fix a womans watch?
A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven.
Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: A woman doesn't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A: A woman that won't do what she's told.
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.

* Scientist have discovered a food that reduces a womans sex drive90%. It's a wedding cake.
* Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head, a beerbelly and still think that they're sexy.
* God made man first and then He made woman who proceeded in telling man what to do. Since then no one has rested and man has had to forget that "Seventh Day" thing.