Doctors Visit
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm
count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and
bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
and gave him the jar; which was as clean and empty as on the previous
day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's
like
this-First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with
my
left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried
with
her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still
nothing.
We even
called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both
hands,
then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but
still
nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, And no matter what we tried, we still
couldn't get the jar open."
AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????
Sempers,
Roger
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