You Might Be A Jarhead If........
You Might Be a Jarhead If?
1. You've ever used the term "Oohrah" in any context other than sarcasm.
2. Your dream home is base housing.
3. You've ever rolled pennies to buy beer on a weeknight.
4. You've ever sold blood to buy beer.
5. You've ever financed a tattoo.
6. You met your wife at a strip joint.
7. You and your roommate share the same woman.
8. Your kid has a high & tight.
9. You still have your full basic issue.
10. Your boot polish doesn't come out of a bottle.
11. Your cammies have more starch than your potatoes.
12. You refer to McDonald's food as "chow."
13. You've ever bought your girlfriend a "bag nasty."
14. You've ever read your 'Battle Skills' book for fun.
15. You still know all your General Orders.
16. You refer to E-2s as "My PFC," or "Young Devil Dog."
17. You call your friends "Devil Dog."
18. Your #1 credit reference is DPP.
19. You think your military training is seriously worth college credit.
20. Your picture is outside the Career Planner's office.
21. You have whitewalls on your head, but not your car.
22. You don't drink on duty section.
23. You have a star on your good cookie.(OR EVEN HAVE ONE!)
24. You consider going to the Roadhouse a night on the town.
25. You think that officers fly planes because they are too stupid to work on them.
Sempers,
Roger
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