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Two Psycovets walk into the Redneck Bar in Ellijay. Ron and Booger spend the evening hours talking about the 'shine up on the mountain.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. Booger looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
Booger walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the not so honorable Psyco walks back to the barkeep.
Ron says, 'Ya know, I heerd of thet thar 'Hind LickManeuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'