My New Ford Truck
I just got my new Ford Pick up and returned to the dealer the next day
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The
salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this"! He said "Nelson"!
The Radio replied "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie," he continued, and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say
"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said
"Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but
I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "ASSHOLES!"
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums,
Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze.
Damn, I LOVE my truck
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"I fly this plane for my country, when it stops flying it's not my fault, it's the countrys." CDR Fred "Bear" Vogt. The Last Skipper of VF-33's, F-4's.
A veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it. -- Author Unknown
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