[goodnessgracie]

Why, that's lovely, darling!!! I received this one recently, and few will argue with it. Damned stereotypes!!! Hope you enjoy:



Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came
home to a clean house and dishes.

The second man had married a woman from Kentucky. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.


The third man had married a Georgia girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see
a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load
the dishwasher, and telephone a lawn care service.

Got to love those Georgia Girls!