Despite having a nickname as a kid, Mom always reminded me of my full name...but only when she was pissed off at me. I knew she was REALLY pissed when she threw in my confirmation name! One day I was over at a friends house down the block when I heard her yell out my full name. The guy turned to me and asked, "Hey, man! Can I have your bike if you don't make it?"
There are no atheists in foxholes, or when your Mom calls you by your full name!
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I'd rather be historically accurate than politically correct.
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