Head nurse starts her shift at the nursing home and Mr . Johnson comes over to her and says " My private part died today " She knows he is old and somewhat out of it so she just tells him she is sorry and goes about her shift. Next day she starts her shift and sees Mr. Johnson standing in the hall with his private part hanging out of his pants. She confronts him and asks what is going on. He says " I told you my private part died yesterday " She said I remember but why are you doing this now ? He says " Today is the viewing "
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